hahaha you came to comment about a review i left? listen, i'm in love with you. i kicked sand in your face and pushed you down at the beach only because i don't know how to express how i feel any other way. i've always loved you. i made us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for a picnic. i hope to see you there.

and for you i have the biggest set of hugs ever! am i not allowed to dislike something purely because i dislike it? has this become a tremendously traumatic issue in your life that is going to cost thousands of dollars for years of therapy? what exactly are you looking for me to tell you by coming here and leaving comments? i can't change the score i gave it and i'm not interested in changing the score anyway. not everyone is going to enjoy everything that you do no matter how much time and effort you put into it. the best things to do is just drop it. find your fan base that liked your work and talk to them. annnnnnnnnnd scene. now go to bed. we have a big day tomorrow of cloud watching and lemon peeling.

wizzy wham wham wuzzle!

you came back to talk to me again? yay!!! i'm wearing my novelty glasses and thin nightgown just for you. lets have a seance and call the spirit of bea arthur while we pour honey on our naked chests. one time i swallowed a copper tube while i was working on fixing my sink. some may say, "well how did you manage that" to which i reply, "by swallowing it". it isn't the best sotry of my life but it's better than the time i got a paper cut on my tongue. now that was a doosy.

superglue is the worst sort of lubricant because it's a bonding agent.